In the least surprising news of the week, Amanda Bynes is PISSED at the media!
After InTouch published totally scandalous pics of the troubled actress seemingly doing drugs in skimpy clothes with sketchy folks, 'Manda is fighting back!!!
She claims the woman pictured in the spread is someone else entirely!
And she's shocked you don't recognize her perfectly pedicured toes!!!
The What a Girl Wants starlet made her case on Twitter.
Ahhh, likely story!
In her full statement, she threatens (more) lawsuits, talks plastic surgery, calls the dude in the pics an "ugly black man," and alludes to banging someone who works at InTouch.
Yikes! Whether those pics are real or not, Amanda's recent behavior is exceptionally troubling.
Read her entire defense (below):
"That's not my bed! Those aren't my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that's not my apartment, those aren't my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone's body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that's not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery! Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don't look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don't care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume that I fucked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they fucking hate me!"
[Image via Twitter & InTouch.]
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