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Demi Moore's New Boyfriend's Boner Is Literally Made Of Pearls! See Their Lustrous Love HERE!

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Demi Moore's fresh new, "complicated" boyfriend pierced his penis with a pearl!!!

This isn't one of those bizarre factoids we sugarcoated or spun — a mollusk-forged mineral is literally attached to this guy's d*ck.

Will Hanigan is a 30-year-old adonis with chiseled abs and a license to teach yoga. We know Demi prefers young, fetching hard-bodies, so none of that is a surprise.

The pearl peen, however… That's an unexpected development!

Ah, the crazy things kids do for attention these days!

The Striptease star's ex-husband Bruce Willis was born when Eisenhower was president. He's a traditional man.

We're sure the only thing that ever cut through John McClane's boner was the rusty machete the doctor used to circumcise that hardcore mofo.

Ashton Kutcher is younger and wilder; we can maybe entertain the idea of a Prince Albert piercing his peen —- mmm, Ashton's peen — but even that is a stretch.

Pearl d*ck, though? That's a young man's game.

A source close to the situation (Will's urologist, perhaps?) revealed:

“He had a pearl inserted in his penis when he was in his late teens… It is pearl farming tradition and he would always joke about it in Australia. He’d boast it’d give girls extra stimulation in the bedroom.”

We have so many questions about the luster and color of his pearl, but we'll save those for another time!

We're just glad Demi finally found a man with a nice pearl farming pedigree!

For her sake, we're thankful he didn't come from a family of coal miners instead, LOLz!!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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6 comments to “Demi Moore's New Boyfriend's Boner Is Literally Made Of Pearls! See Their Lustrous Love HERE!”

  1. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    Her cooter is so old and dried-up, that he would have to have something 'extra' in his peen for her sugar walls to get a kick …..Hag is old old old…AND UGLEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

  2. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    She has arthritis…….

  3. 3

    Eww! Still I DID click on this crap lol. Anyway, pearl or not this fling will not last. True she IS old. Twenty years younger guys as partners are NOT a good idea. Unless she has some sort of a plan which benefits her in ways we have no idea about, because it definitely wouldn't be sex. Yoga instructor.. pft! We all know what that means - looser!

  4. dari says – reply to this


    Re: Be-Atch – You are a jealous idiot. You should be so fortunate to be as beautiful as Demi Moore.

  5. Steve says – reply to this


    Who's the ghost in the upper left corner of the pic?

  6. 6

    pearl farming tradition? gross!!! lmaoo first i've ever heard of that shit