All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Don't you DARE even THINK about spilling the deets that go on behind closed doors at Justin Bieber's place!
Cuz if ya do, the little prince will sue your ass for FIVE MILLION — and that includes tweets and instagrams!
A copy of one his infamous liability waiver and release forms has made its way to the internetz, and the doc that every party guest has to sign before going
to the dark side in warns of not only the legal obligation, but of "health risks" too!
The "physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics" of Biebs or any other guest are to remain locked in your memory, but you also need to know that there could be activities that are "potentially hazardous and you should not participate unless you are medically able and properly trained."
Risks including "minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death."
WTF!?! Is there some Eyes Wide Shut shizz going on in there, LOLz!!!!
But hey, we know most celebs use these forms for their parties, but we can't help but be fascinated by the conditions of Justin's!!! His legal team knows what's up when it comes to protection, that's for sure!!