The drama surrounding Corey Haim's alleged sexual abuse at the hands of an A-list actor is nonstop.
Tickle our testes and call us Prince William, because this is royally AWESOME!
Ch-ch-check out the pants tightening clip from Java Heat (above)!
The flick is an exotic, cross-cultural thriller about… Oh, who cares what it's about!
Go back and examine Kellan's marvelously sweaty muscles again!!!!
Dayyyyum! His biceps are sooo big they have their own biceps!