That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Directioners, prepare for some MAJOR swoonage!
Which means we've got LOTS of almost-naked snaps for your Harry viewing pleasure (above)!
And oh look! Harry's under-developed third nipple has come out to play, yay!
Har-Bear lounged by the man made body of water and soaked up some sun with a group of guys and gals…
But don't worry ladies, cause the girls surrounding Harry look FAR too young to be of any romantic interest to him, LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out tons more snaps of a half-naked Harry (below)!
[Image via WENN.]