Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Last night's finale episode of Dancing With The Stars was SUCH a tasty treat…
Not only did the LOVELY and charming Kellie Pickler WIN the golden mirrorball trophy, American Idol runner up Jessica Sanchez performed a broken down, emotional cover of Christina Aguilera and Pitbull's Feel This Moment!
Ch-ch-check out the sweet-as-candy spectacle (above)!
While Jessica sang, footage depicting the final SIX dancers from season 16 flashed upon the screen… aww it almost makes us all teary eyed!
Oh man, one former AI contestant WON and another performed! AMAZEBALLS!