That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Sorry, have we said too much?? Would Lena Dunham be mad at us?? Is knowing that Hannah’s e-book editor is going to fight Ray considered a spoiler??
Well then, we won’t tell you who wins, ha!!
But THEY will: John Cameron Mitchell and Alex Karpovsky recently spilled the beans about their scheduled fight on season three of Girls, and the reason for the dramz is just too good!!
If you want to know what they had to say, feel free to read below! But BEWARE: the text may or may not contain MAJOR SPOILERS!! As well as the answer to who wins!!
"I actually have a fun scene where I beat the shit out of him. I have to kick his ass. But he's very drunk and I was much more together. I change the music on him. He's playing something that my character lived through as an adult, Smashing Pumpkins, and I can't stand it anymore, so I switch it to a young, fresh song, LMFAO, like, Right Said Fred, and we get into a fight about the music."
Alex also piped in:
“It's like the mosquito versus a dinosaur. You ever hear that parable? Well, anyway, he's very quick, and I think quickness wins."
And that’s it! Season three has officially been spoiled for everyone, LOLz!!
Just kidding, we’re sure Girls has plenty more in store for us than that!
Besides, we would totes tune in to watch the whole scene even though we already know what goes down; it sounds HIGHlarious!!
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