Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Maybe not the BEST threesome, but definitely one of the coolest, LOLz!
And the attractive pair were accompanied by Keith Richards (above)!
The couple must be HUGE Rolling Stones fans, because their public debut happened at the recent LA concert! That, and Keith was the inspiration behind Johnny's incredible Captain Jack Sparrow performance in the Pirates of the Caribbean films!
Hmm… could Keith be trying to roll himself into Jamber's intimate adventures?!
Hey, he's a bad ass rocker and Johnny and Amber seem like swingin' cats, so why not LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out some more pics of the dining threesome (below)!