Just ruin all our fantasies, why don't you!
We guess our daydream about Kristen Stewart turning to one of her famous bestiez during this hard time will just have to remain a daydream.
"They know each other and they are friends, but they didn't see each other."
C'mon Swifty! You're like only the most perfect person to help someone through a super sadsie split!
Plus, we wouldn't mind you making her listen to We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together a few times if it would keep R-Patz single.
Hey, we're just looking out for all the other vampire-lovin' ladiez out there!
Ch-ch-check out pics of Robsten during happier times (below)!
[Image via Elizabeth Goodenough/APEGA/WENN.]