Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Ok, she's not COMPLETELY bald, but still… HOLY SH*T.
And even though she was cuffed wearing her signature blonde wig, it seems the popo made the former child star REMOVE the fake hair piece for her booking photo!
Ch-ch-check out Amanda's INTENSE mugshot (above)!
Jeeze… she really looks like a SCURRY version of her She's The Man character!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]