Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
OMG! It's just like that Queen song Another One Rides The Bus!
Oh wait, that was Weird Al Yankovic! LOLz!
Either way, this time we're talking about real life!
Queen Elizabeth II was spotted visiting the MRC Laboratory of Molecular Biology, and instead of having the car brought ’round, she decided to be a woman of the people!
Just like millions of her subjects, Her Royal Highness rode the bus! Too cool!
Of course when the inevitable smelly guy got on, Her Majesty just closed her nose and thought of England! LOLz!
[Image via Splash News.]