That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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This split has us spinning in circles!
Even though we can guess why it happened, *cough*Rupert Sanders*cough*, we still need more answers!
And we might finally be getting that as Twilight star Michael Welch is addressing the dramz consuming our life.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart sure seemed like they could work it out and make it after her cheating scandal rocked the world, but Michael is revealing a shocking claim that's making us realize we should've seen alllll this coming.
In fact, breakups might have been a constant in their relationship!
"I wish them the best. It seems like it’s been kind of an on again off again kind of thing over the years, and I just want them to be happy people because I think they deserve it."
So are we hearing their love was never like that undying bond of Bella and Edward?? We don't want to believe it, but we aren't totes surprised.
We mean, if they were just like their Twilight characters, they'd surely have a vampire baby by now!
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