Amanda Bynes a liar?! NEVER! LOLz.
Although not really LOLz… cause this is just sad.
Even though Amanda adamantly tweets that she did NOTHING wrong on the night of her arrest and that the cops who entered her apartment did so illegally and sexually assaulted her by SLAPPING HER VAGINA, it seems after investigation, the NYPD has (unsurprisingly) found the retired actress' claims to be complete bullpoop.
NYC authorities said in a statement:
"Internal Affairs investigators have found no evidence to corroborate Ms. Bynes' allegations. To the contrary, a credible civilian witness who was with the officers throughout told investigators that none touched Ms. Bynes inappropriately or otherwise engaged in misconduct at any time."
Hmm, we are VERY curious as to who this "credible witness" is!
However, even without knowing the witness' identity, we tend to believe the police over the bemusing Mz. Bynes.
Somehow we feel that the NYPD have a firmer grasp on the reality of the situation than someone who — if her Twitter is anything to go by — is a very unhappy, confused individual.
Ch-ch-check out some snaps of Amanda after her arrest (below).
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Tags: amanda bynes, claims, cops, false, icky icky poo, legal matters, nypd, sexual assault, sexual harassment, witness