Loki has a not so little friend…
And we wanna introduce ourselves, LOLz!
While the elegantly dressed ladies generally grab ALL the attention during the Cannes Film Fest, this year we couldn't seem to keep our eyes off of a certain actor's wardrobe choice…
Specifically Tom Hiddleston's choice to wear a VERY tight blue suit for his Only Lovers Left Alive photocall (above) that revealed the outline of a VERY large, erm… trouser snake!
In fact, Tom's trouser snake was SO prominent, we're surprised Tilda Swinton didn't move away for fear of being bitten!
Oh man, it seems Jon Hamm has some SERIOUS competition in the peen department! But hey, at least Jon can now boast that the size of his penis rivals that of a GOD's! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out some more snaps of Tom's bulbous pants bulge (below)!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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