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Tom Hiddleston's Godly Penis Threatens To Break Free From His Pants!

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Loki has a not so little friend…

And we wanna introduce ourselves, LOLz!

While the elegantly dressed ladies generally grab ALL the attention during the Cannes Film Fest, this year we couldn't seem to keep our eyes off of a certain actor's wardrobe choice…

Specifically Tom Hiddleston's choice to wear a VERY tight blue suit for his Only Lovers Left Alive photocall (above) that revealed the outline of a VERY large, erm… trouser snake!

In fact, Tom's trouser snake was SO prominent, we're surprised Tilda Swinton didn't move away for fear of being bitten!

Oh man, it seems Jon Hamm has some SERIOUS competition in the peen department! But hey, at least Jon can now boast that the size of his penis rivals that of a GOD's! LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out some more snaps of Tom's bulbous pants bulge (below)!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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21 comments to “Tom Hiddleston's Godly Penis Threatens To Break Free From His Pants!”

  1. thebigboot says – reply to this


    1

    God, you are absolutely disgusting.

  2. Victoria says – reply to this


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    That is awfully rude.

  3. flappyhappyhiddles says – reply to this


    3

    You're late to the party, darlin'! Check out flappyhappyhiddles.tumblr.com for the full scoop on Loki's Glorious Purpose!

  4. ladydi says – reply to this


    4

    Thanks Perez. At least you didn't circle, point arrows, draw hearts around his naughty bits.
    You're making progress.



  5. 5

    Leave to perez, you'll be a great dad.

  6. ohmy says – reply to this


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    I cannot believe how obnoxious you are. I guess it's partly because you are so desperate for sex that's all you can think about, but it is truly disgusting especially now that you are supposed to be raising a child.

  7. anya DM says – reply to this


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    As much as I like Tom Hiddleston, I was upset about this "article"; He is an amazing actor, a complete gentleman and he even works for UNICEF, but apparently you don't care about that…I know what this site is all about (sex and what sells), but come on, be the change in the world… would it hurt you to give actual news and culture once in a while?

  8. magic meg says – reply to this


    8

    It was his phone, you twat!

  9. please says – reply to this


    9

    please, check it's been a while we've know about it

  10. hey says – reply to this


    10

    why don't you check lokismonstercrotch.tumblr.com. it's been done before.

  11. Jessica Nez says – reply to this


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    Ok…some of us DID notice that! and say something soft and sweet about it in tweets !!! but of course with all delicate words like: asdgfhgjgkjfjlhkgghlñhg{hgsks (understood?)
    How this man is legal yet??

  12. MissThing says – reply to this


    12

    Hiddlestoners have known about this since he was airbrushed down into a Ken doll in the movie Thor. He can't hide it ;)

  13. Olivia says – reply to this


    13

    really perez? gross.

  14. upsetgirl says – reply to this


    14

    you're a bastard!!!
    one does not simple do such a raunchy comment on Tom Hiddleston… ¬¬
    this guy is one true gentleman… gooshh!!

  15. Mak Nva says – reply to this


    15

    No puedo creer que hables de cosas como estas.tendrias que estar hablando de la pelicula o algo interesante.Todo los hombres tienen pene y no siempre importa como lo tiene, sino la persona. A mi me encanta este actor y es horrendo que le hagan cosas como estas.
    sino entendes usa google translate
    Hiddlestoner de Argentina

  16. Ebs says – reply to this


    16

    Really? Have you nothing better to do than show such disrespect to a gentleman such as Mr. Hiddleston? Go find someone worthy of your vitriol and expend it on them rather than a decent man.



  17. 17

    Oh please, Tom knows what he's packing. I'm sure he knows about the Tumblr blogs dedicated to his crotch too.



  18. 18

    ok some people need to calm down. this isn't the new york time so i don't know what they expect and you're sooo late on this! Check him out in the Loki costume for the first Thor. That's when the rest of us noticed his huge bulge lol

  19. 路人 says – reply to this


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    2013年全新專輯 coming soon 華研國際!!!製作人: 王治平 內容更較該演唱者前2張專輯提升,並強化偶像魅力與個人特質,可為組合團體成員單飛後成功之佳例。

  20. heidi says – reply to this


    20

    That OS totally rude you people make me sick to the stomach. Grow up.

  21. Tiffani says – reply to this


    21

    Disturbing and infuriating. Leave the poor guy alone. He doesn't need your unnecessary attention.