Well, this should surely teach people not to mess with Selena Gomez!
However, that's no reason to get physical, gurl!
Ch-ch-check out the pap pushing vid...AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Loki has a not so little friend…
And we wanna introduce ourselves, LOLz!
While the elegantly dressed ladies generally grab ALL the attention during the Cannes Film Fest, this year we couldn't seem to keep our eyes off of a certain actor's wardrobe choice…
Specifically Tom Hiddleston's choice to wear a VERY tight blue suit for his Only Lovers Left Alive photocall (above) that revealed the outline of a VERY large, erm… trouser snake!
In fact, Tom's trouser snake was SO prominent, we're surprised Tilda Swinton didn't move away for fear of being bitten!
Ch-ch-check out some more snaps of Tom's bulbous pants bulge (below)!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]