Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
But according to law enforcement sources, Justin is already mounting an impenetrable defense, and it's the same one for every charge:
Deny ’til you die!
Of course, he's also going to get by with a little help from his friends! The Biebs' posse have told the District Attorney's office that they're willing to swear under oath that Justin never spit on anyone.
His entourage is also denying Justin was driving during the Ferrari incident, but that may be a tougher sell!
According to the police, several eyewitnesses, including Keyshawn Johnson, said they saw the Biebs in the driver's seat!
We guess it's just going to be Justin's word against everyone else's? We'll have to wait to see if the D.A. is a Belieber!
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