Mila Kunis just popped, and we could not be happier!
Our minds are BLOWN!!!
Sources revealed the reason for R-Patz and KStew's split and we're SHOCKED to learn the Rupert Sanders scandal was barely even a factor!
After being burned by Kristen's wandering
eyes genitalia last summer, he insisted on rekindling their flame as slowly as possibly to protect his warn and weary broken heart!
Unfortunately, Bella wasn't willing to wait! She was desperate to wrap her ring finger in bling and fill her womb with his babies ASAP!
“Kristen wanted to go straight back to where they’d been before they first split up [in July 2012] and pushed Rob really hard on it. She wanted the whole package: the house, the wedding and even the baby. It was all way too much for Rob to handle…. [It] sent him running for cover… Rob asked for space and it sent her over the edge. She told him if he wanted a break, it would be permanent."
After all the juicy drama, sad splits, and wildly rampant speculation, these lovers were doomed for the most obvious reasons in the world!
She apparently pressured him toward marriage and he was too terrified to commit!
Aww! If Rob needs a shoulder to cry on, he can use ours — we promise to keep it "no strings attached."
[Image via Ramey Pix.]