As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Disney, you know we love you but you have got to crack it down in the parks. For realz.
Not only was Disneyland rocked with a dry ice explosion this week — one planted by an employee no less — now Disney World has its own horrible smear for PR to clean up.
You see, a grandma and her darling grandson (we say darling on the assumption that he's not one of the kids who tries to kick the wandering ducks) were just trying to enjoy the Dinosaur ride when they found a LOADED FREAKIN' PISTOL!
Like, what the actual f*ck.
Yes, he did have a concealed-weapon permit for the Cobra .380 automatic and yes, he did admit to realizing his precious heat was missing after leaving the ride, insisting it must have simply slipped out of his pocket since the ride was "so bumpy."
Now he also said he didn't know Disney doesn't allow such objects in the park, so we have to ask the VERY important question here…
WHERE are the competent security systems!?!
On the bright side, this should definitely lower line waits, LOLZ!