Ready for the truth??
The former NFL player shared:
Apparently, the transgender woman who had welcomed him into the home was naked and
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
Ruh-roh! Looks like somebody's suspenders are too tightly fastened!!
What other reason would this British celeb have for looking so aloof in this recently uncovered archaeological treasure posted to Twitter by one of his fabulously fine co-workers!
We know it's not #ThrowbackThursday quite yet, but this ancient pic is so wonderful we couldn't resist!!
Several decades passed since the pic was taken, but this lovable curmudgeon still wears the same "get off my lawn!" facial expression and crusty white t-shirt!
Have U figured out our mystery man yet???
— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) May 29, 2013
Ahh, time changes all things… expect apparently Cowell's scowl, LOLz!!
[Image via Twitter & NBC .]