Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Get an Air Marshal!
Call the President!
ALERT THE COAST GUARD!
Because TSA just let Justin Theroux board a plane with two huge cannons on his arms, LOLz!!
Cameras caught Jennifer Aniston's fabulously fine fiancé making his way through LAX today and we almost can't believe they let him through the security checkpoint with all that heat he was packing!
He sure knows how to make a simple white tee and black hat look seXXXy!
We wonder what Justin uses those gloriously girth-y muscles for, anyway!?
Bench-pressing three or four strippers at a time at his supposed bachelor party earlier this month? Ha!
Check out more of this handsome hunk's terminal hotness (below)!
[Image via WENN.]