This is absolutely wonderful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 4, 2016
No, Justin Bieber hadn't grown any taller!
The Great Bieberoni was sporting a new tattoo!!!
On the forearms of a lesser human, one typically only finds skin, hair, and, ever so occasionally, traces of Doritos. JB is not like lesser humans, however — on his forearm rests the soul, spirit and portrait of King Arthur!
Wowzers!! We aren't sure what he's trying to say!!
Is this a metaphor for the performer's unique talent — the stone representing his legion of Beliebers, the sword representing the money, panties, and adulation he-and-only-he can draw from them?
Or maybe we've miscalculated all together!!! Squint real hard and it almost looks like the assembled form of Voltron!
Hmmm. Either way, Justin now carries more ink than a 19th century poet!
We hope he uses it to write a song about us, LOLz!!
[Image via Splash News.]