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Lindsay Lohan Plotting Rehab Escape After Realizing Her Birthday Will Be Spent At Betty Ford!?

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Oh, if only Lindsay Lohan had thought ahead and made plans to get court-ordered rehab immediately AFTER her birthday!!

As we mentioned earlier, LiLo’s 27th birthday is fast approaching!! It has occurred to the troubled starlet that unless she pulls some major strings, she’s going to be stuck in rehab on her special day. And not only will she be in there on her birthday, she’ll be stuck in the Betty Ford Center her Entire. Birthday. MONTH.

This is obvi NOT OK with Lindsay, and she’s allegedly begging the lovely people at Betty Ford to let her out early — we bet they’ve never heard THAT before, LOLz!!

Sources are reportedly saying that Lindsay is:

“…hell bent on getting out of there before the big day. Lindsay has been asking her doctors to send a letter to the court, and prosecutors, outlining the progress she has made, and that keeping her there for 90 days isn’t necessary. However, Lindsay isn’t going to get her way as her doctors think she could actually benefit from longer treatment, not less! Even if Betty Ford did send a letter, her plea deal said she had to remain there for 90 days. She won’t be allowed to leave early. If she does, it’s jail time.”

Well, a least spending a birthday in rehab is better than spending a birthday in jail!!! LiLo should count her blessings!!

And Lindsay seems to be doing so well there of late, too! She’s been busy mending broken family ties with jewelry and even kinda sorta tweeting inneresting things!!!

Lindz, you've already gotten off easy by not going to jail in the first place. The least you can do is spend your full 90 days trying to get better!!!!

Besides, we hear the Betty Ford Center throws GREAT parties, ha!!

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20 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Plotting Rehab Escape After Realizing Her Birthday Will Be Spent At Betty Ford!?”



  1. 1

    FAKE SOURCE
    FAKE STORY
    as simple as that.

  2. mouse says – reply to this


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    Right. She'd just spend her birthday getting wasted and high. That's counterproductive.

  3. MichJB says – reply to this


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    What is she - twelve years old? Is she thinking that the family is going to gather together to throw her a big surprise party? Its a birthday - use it as a reminder that you are growing older - its not an excuse to party.



  4. 4

    Re: MichJB – It's her DRUG DEALER that will throw a party if she gets out. REHAB IS JUST A WASTE OF TIME for Lindsay. She's treating it like a vacation. and bringing her SHIT FOR BRAINS PARENTS anywhere near her is just giving her another shot of her addiction problem. they should be BANNED from her rehab. her FATHER is the worst possible influence. she's got to figure a way to live without that pseudo-family.they just feed her addictions. what is she 9 years old? thinking that her birthday is some sort of holiday?



  5. 5

    cue the "scientist".

  6. TOO STUPID says – reply to this


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    Re: jeanmichelbasketcase – Na, dumb story. If its true its even dumber. Have a nice day.



  7. 7

    If this is actually true, then it's proof that NOTHING has changed for her and she is still the same person. Only someone with major addiction issues would think they should be out of rehab for their birthday, so they can party. There is no way she would be released anyway, she's ordered to be there for 90 days, regardless of her progress. If she doesn't do the 90 days, she has to go to jail, so either way she wouldn't be free on her birthday. She can either celebrate it in rehab or celebrate it in jail.



  8. 8

    They might as well let her out…after all it's the last birthday she'll have.

  9. TaylorTFair says – reply to this


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    Perez this story sounds a bit BS-ISH

  10. "PLOTTING" ESCAPE says – reply to this


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    How hard is it to "PLOT" walking out an unlocked door? Betty Ford doesn't have her restrained, caged or so much as locked in. Only Linds could turn an oil change on a Dodge Ram into a high-speed chase between 30 Flaming Ferraris plunging off a cliff. Hmm, Plotting to escape, desperate to leave, begging to leave, pleading to leave. All she has to do is WALK OUT A DOOR. If she a need to orchastrate a plot to walk out a door, I dont think we need to worry about her going to a party when she walks out the door, because she be stunned & frightened by the scary trees & parking lots, wont even understand what the sky and the grass are doing there. - If she had (another) Ephiphany she would WANT to celebrate her birthday at BFC w/her healing team. Who the hell does she want to spend her birthday with? What kind of close loving friends are 'out there' gonna throw their baby-gurl a nice Birthday party …to CELEBRATE her Awesome life. ? Who could even make this shit up?

  11. Check it out. says – reply to this


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    Re: TaylorTFair – Hi Taylor, just wanted you to know I Back Stabbed Lindsay again. Did you see the chelsea handler story where jjf popped off? Yep, Lindsay Back Stabber jjf strikes again. Thats a pretty viscious and loaded accusation you accuse me of. Did u miss my part in The May 2nd ordeal? Accusing someone of being a back stabber of Lindsays, in a lindsay lohan story, you say her family/friends read & talk about. Thats a really nasty accusation to put in media against someone who has ALREADY helped Lindsay in meaningful ways. I am offended by your foolish emotional indulgeses in a PUBLIC FORUM. U accuse JJF being a BACK STABBER OF LINDSAY? Now, BACK UP SUCH A HIDEOUS PUBLIC ACCUSATION OF MY CHARACTER & MOTIVES in regards to Linds. Let's SEE what you got on me, to accuse me of such vileness. GET BACK TO ME TAYLOR.

  12. To Taylor, says – reply to this


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    [re=6429923]Re: Check it out. Dear Taylor, see you havent responded to several post Ive left you (on several stories) and thats ok. I dont need your answer; you need to figure the answer out for yourself. And i dont want you to aplogize to me. I want you to figure out how&why you done YOURSELF wrong for taking to public media to accuse jjf of being a Lindsay Back Stabber -when Lindsay has never caught me in a lie nor have I asked ever asked her for money, photos, autographs or ? . I have never lied to her & she VALUES my straight-forwardsness & the fact I call her on her shit. She's under the impression I care deeply about her healthy & saftey. (& have for yrs.) You didnt do ME wrong with ur accusations. You messed YOUR MIND & w/Lindz's mind by saying you think jjf is out to back stab and use her somehow and jjf doesnt really care about her. Linds has lots of reasons to believe in & trust jjf. If you want to warn & convince lindsay that jjf is out to get her & harm her …you need to give her REASONS to change HER opinion of me. Because, right now, I am actually one of the very few 'real people' you keep whinning about to show up –that showed up years ago … & is still here.

  13. Sumt'n bugging me, T. says – reply to this


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    Re: TaylorTFair – I'm checking back on this story every couple of hrs to see if you"ve come back. And u haven"t gotten back to me on any stuff I've left for u. To be honest I find that kinda chicken-shit but: Better to be silence & thought a fool, than open your lap top and prove it. Well, u said u were pom-poms up & out to defend Lindsay & u weren't going to just stand by & let people call her a "whore" & stuff. I'm just wondering why u didnt write anything about calling her a whore type stuff on the Chelsea Handler story. Handler did a sleeze-ball move trying to make Linds look like a desperate, groupie-slut, trying to get some little boys to spell stinky beans about a very lonely someone you say you are proud to defend. So, i gave Handler a cyber boot to her ass for trying to make something funny & nasty out of Lindsay's loneliness. But u wrote nothing -when u said u were going to defend her. Maybe now u know why so many people have bailed on Lindsay through the yrs. Cause defending her doesn't make a lot of sense anymore. Sticking up for her maybe isn't HELPING HER ANYMORE. & rooting for her to make a Hollywood Comeback is NOT KIND, *TO HER* anymore. If u want change u have to ACT. Wishes, like Unicorns, just fly away when u chase them.

  14. Sumt'n bugging me, T. says – reply to this


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    Re: TaylorTFair – I'm checking back on this story every couple of hrs to see if you've come back. And u haven't gotten back to me on any stuff I've left for u. To be honest I find that kinda chicken-shit but: Better to be silent & thought a fool, than open your lap top and prove it. Well, u said u were pom-poms up & out to defend Lindsay & u weren't going to just stand by & let people call her a "whore" & stuff. I'm just wondering why u didn't write anything about calling her a whore type stuff on the Chelsea Handler story. Handler did a sleeze-ball move trying to make Linds look like a desperate, groupie-slut, trying to get some little boys to spill stinky beans about a very lonely someone you say you are proud to defend. So, i gave Handler a cyber boot to her ass for trying to make something funny & nasty out of Lindsay's loneliness. But u wrote nothing -when u said u were going to defend her. Maybe now u know why so many people have bailed on Lindsay through the yrs. Cause defending her doesn't make a lot of sense anymore. Sticking up for her maybe isn't HELPING HER ANYMORE. & rooting for her to make a Hollywood Comeback is NOT KIND, *TO HER* anymore. If u want change u have to ACT. Wishes, like Unicorns, just fly away when u chase them.

  15. By The Way, says – reply to this


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    Re: jeanmichelbasketcase – Your use of the word "scientist"? Well, sugar, THAT word should have been used in the plural! (and @va@ is totally safe on this one! ;)

  16. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Party ginger could have gone into rehab way earlier and still been out in plenty of time to celebrate the additional ring around her trunk, but Coachella won the beer cap toss; and 90 days locked down is 90 days. It's a sentence without bars, not an 'if you're a good girl we can end your time out and go to the corner store for gummies.' Maybe BF has a jello pudding in the communal fridge she can poke a candle into.

  17. Paul Deemer says – reply to this


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    Sorry Lindsay, you can't be that dumb? They said 90 days, that means no early release for you. Besides you know your going to drink and do drugs on your birthday. If you want to get better then do your time. It's a lot nicer than a Jail Cell. But if you do leave and get arrested and thrown in Jail it won't be good for you. At that point everyone will be writing you off as a lost cause, especially Hollywood. Your chances of making a come back as a Star are already Slim right now. If you don't stay away from drugs and booze it will be Zero. So have a party in Betty Ford and have Cake and Ice Cream. Good Luck to you.

  18. AFTER REALIZING? says – reply to this


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    Perez, you are good for some silly laughs at times. Here your headlines reads LL …AFTER REALIZING… Omg, does Lindsays birthDATE change each year and she is given 6wks notice each year to inform her of when her birthday is going to be for the year? The girls birthday comes on the same date every damn year so her just now realizing thay she's gonna be in rehab on her birthday. …Oh, thank you perez. Thanks for the goofy. :)

  19. What's Punishment & N says – reply to this


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    If any truth to this story, the claims of LLs friend only make point that L does not COMPREHEND what punishment is. Moreso, she doesn't believe NO means NO. It's seems when someone tells L NO, she takes that as a manipulatable MAYBE, –if you're nice, Linds. She wants her drs to send a note to the judge to inform judge she doesn't need anymore treatment? She seeks an early release from rehab, so she can go to her birthday party? (WHO ELSE IS GOING & IS ENCOURAGING LINDSAY TO HALT REHAB TO PARTY W/THEM, CELEBRATING another year of suffering&grave humiliations in Lindsay Lohan's life? L is seeking early release based on the premise she doesn't need rehab? I see ZERO understanding that she NEEDS to do 90 days IN CUSTODY. She seems to not even be aware that when one is serving PUNISHMENT, court-ordered IN CUSTODY RETRIBUTION TO SOCIETY, that brushing your hair & attending mandatory meetings while IN RESIDENCE at a treatment facilty does not a PARDON make. She doesn't even seem to understand that she isn't there because SHE needs rehab. She is in rehab because SOCIETY DEMANDS SHE BE IN CUSTODY. 90 DAYS, Princess, suck it up & try to figure out why that judge is soooo mean to u to not let u out because ur having a birthday. If he &Holley wouldnt have put u in there, linds, u wouldnt be seeing ur 27th birthday at all. -suck it up & make lemonaid. It what the COURAGEOUS DO!

  20. Kariza Gutierrez says – reply to this


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    Dear Lindsay Lohan happy brithday today your 27 years old I'll remember
    in youre movie The Parent Trap and Life Size seen when you was a kid
    other movie is Get a Clue, Fraelky Friday, Confeisson of a Teenage Drema Queen,
    The Mean Girls and then I know who killed Me.
    So Lindsay you are The Dancing with the Stars if your the good friends with Kim
    Kardshian. So Lindsay Mark Ballas and Amanda Bynes got same age than you.