Make way! Make way! Sexy lady coming through!
...Perhaps she's performing at the closing ceremony of the soccer games?
That would definitely be one delicious treat!!!
Guess we'll have to wait until Sunday to find out!
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Are they? Aren't they?
Of course, we'd love to have a rep's comment to verify everything, but Miley's mood with the media leads us to believe she won't be allowing any personal shares any time soon!
SO LET'S MOVE ON…
Their cover photo of the pregnant reality queen isn't exactly the most flattering, and they also report that she's undergoing plastic surgery with lil' Kimbryo still inside! WTF!
Really!?! Nooo wayyyy. We'd hope not anyways!
AS FOR ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD MOTHER…
As we've been discussing for a while now, Katie Holmes' heart seems to be thump-thump-thumpin' so hard for co-star Luke Kirby.
OFF the screen!!
They really make an adorable couple, ya know? But not as cheeky cute as…
OUR NEXT TOPIC…
Don't you wanna know!?!
Like for real, how many cups of sweet tea do they drink?? And just how many fireflies have they caught on their massive plot of land, hmmm??
NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME GOOP…
Newsflash: Hollywood hates Gwyneth Paltrow!
Stamped with naughty words like arrogant and pretentious and compared to the mean girl in high school, Miz Paltrow might have landed the Most Beautiful spot with People, but she's definitely not doing lunch with Star anytime soon!
They are calling her 'out of touch' sh*t OUT!
AND LAST BUT *DEFINITELY* NOT LEAST…
The oh-so reliable National Enquirer has planted a nasty, nasty seed in the Hollywood Hills.
And we just don't believe 'em!! We can't!!
Not only has he given his full support to Angie, this is Brad freakin' Pitt we're talking about. He's strong! Pshh…
AND WITH THAT BEING SAID, GOOD DAY GOOD PEOPLE! GOOD. DAY!
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