Are they? Aren't they?
This ride is dizzier than Rihanna and Chris Brown's!
But according to UsWeekly, the love between Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth is definitely over.
Despite one source's insistence that they're hanging on, their relationship's demise has been reported as 100% fact by multiple sources.
Of course, we'd love to have a rep's comment to verify everything, but Miley's mood with the media leads us to believe she won't be allowing any personal shares any time soon!
SO LET'S MOVE ON…
Kim Kardashian is probably so pissed with inTouch right now. Not like, Amanda Bynes pissed or anything. But pissed.
Their cover photo of the pregnant reality queen isn't exactly the most flattering, and they also report that she's undergoing plastic surgery with lil' Kimbryo still inside! WTF!
Really!?! Nooo wayyyy. We'd hope not anyways!
AS FOR ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD MOTHER…
As we've been discussing for a while now, Katie Holmes' heart seems to be thump-thump-thumpin' so hard for co-star Luke Kirby.
OFF the screen!!
They really make an adorable couple, ya know? But not as cheeky cute as…
OUR NEXT TOPIC…
Country crooner and all-around lovable bear Blake Shelton graces the cover of People to share the truth of his marriage with Miranda Lambert.
Don't you wanna know!?!
Like for real, how many cups of sweet tea do they drink?? And just how many fireflies have they caught on their massive plot of land, hmmm??
NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME GOOP…
Newsflash: Hollywood hates Gwyneth Paltrow!
Stamped with naughty words like arrogant and pretentious and compared to the mean girl in high school, Miz Paltrow might have landed the Most Beautiful spot with People, but she's definitely not doing lunch with Star anytime soon!
They are calling her 'out of touch' sh*t OUT!
AND LAST BUT *DEFINITELY* NOT LEAST…
The oh-so reliable National Enquirer has planted a nasty, nasty seed in the Hollywood Hills.
According to them, Brad Pitt has found himself in a drug relapse. Blaming the weight of Angelina Jolie's cancer battle as the catalyst, they're smearing the golden god with these accusations.
And we just don't believe 'em!! We can't!!
Not only has he given his full support to Angie, this is Brad freakin' Pitt we're talking about. He's strong! Pshh…
AND WITH THAT BEING SAID, GOOD DAY GOOD PEOPLE! GOOD. DAY!
[Image courtesy of UsWeekly.]
Tags: brad pitt, break up, drug relapse, liam hemsworth, miley cyrus