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Dan Aykroyd MURDERED A Lady & Left Evidence In A Canadian Landfill? Get The Canuck Out Of Here!

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Dan Aykroyd, WHAT have you done?!

Too many forgotten crappy movies, it seems, LOLz!!

A Canadian landfill worker with too much time on his hands recently discovered celluloid footage of a BRUTAL Canadian homicide!

He turned the evidence over to the Canadian police ASAP and they happily went to work trying to crack the case!

As it turns out, the film showed Canadian actor, comedian, and alleged superhero standing over the bloodied corpse of some poor lady!

Oh noes!!! Is our second favorite Blues Brother a Canadian murderer?

Not as far as we know!!!

It turns out the Canadian landfill worker accidentally stumbled across a reel from a crappy buddy cop flick from the early '90s, Loose Cannons!

The case was quickly closed and, when reached for comment, Dan only offered this pearl of wisdom:

"The movie should have been left in the landfill where it belongs."

Ha! Oh, Canada — you get us every time!

[Image via WENN.]

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6 comments to “Dan Aykroyd MURDERED A Lady & Left Evidence In A Canadian Landfill? Get The Canuck Out Of Here!”

  1. Diana says – reply to this


    No that should not say Canadians it should say dumbass calgarians.. Ughh calgary why you gotta be so dumb

  2. 2

    I don't think actors should put down their own movies. Just my opinion.

  3. 3

    Dafuq you smokin mario?

  4. 4

    UMMMM Perez is the idiot. Calgarians are hardly dumb. Best city in Canada to live in… Cleanest city to live in…best mayor…

  5. 5

    Of course that happened in Calgary where I am from. I never heard of the movie before so it must have really sucked. There was a murder though……of the people's money who went to see that crappy film.

  6. 9813u3bd says – reply to this


    Re: Diana – how can you make such generalizations about an entire city of people?