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Michael Douglas' Cancer Was Caused By Going Cunnilingus, He Reveals!

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Okay, we're not so sure where to go with this so we're going to dive right in.

Michael Douglas got cray cray honest in an interview where he boldly and bravely revealed his throat cancer was caused by ORAL SEX.

Yup, soak that in.

The Candelabra star revealed it wasn't smoking and drinking that played a role in his seriously dangerous cancer, but instead, cunnilingus was the culprit!

Michael said:

"Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus … I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

Whoa, Michael!

Guess it was oversharing day!

We're glad Michael beat cancer and is apparently still able to enjoy some nice extracurricular activities.

But like we always say, Perezcious readers, only have safe sex!

[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]

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10 comments to “Michael Douglas' Cancer Was Caused By Going Cunnilingus, He Reveals!”

  1. DaVinci says – reply to this


    1

    Jelous (sp) now are we Perez? I noticed it took you two days to print this story. Could it be because it exposes that your decadent perverted lifestyle has real deadly results?

    So. How does your throat feel this fine morning?



  2. 2

    so either catherine zeta jones has/had an std or he cheated?
    cos they've been together for 'ages'
    (i assume they're still together cos i have never heard of a split or divorce!?.



  3. 3

    Do we get a name of the NASTY INFECTED SKANK HO he was EATING-OUT?

  4. Jene says – reply to this


    4

    Calm down people. HPV is an STD that a lot of people have, actually MOST of sexually active people have it, because there is no test available for men (the only prevention being circumcision, which is common in the US but not in Europe) and women only get tested when it's too late. Plus, there is like a hundred of them and only two cause cancer.

  5. Ultrapurpose says – reply to this


    5

    Who'd you rather? Amanda Bynes or Catherine Zeta Jones

  6. magnifocus says – reply to this


    6

    Re: paris knight

    No, it doesn't necessarily mean that CZJ has an STD OR that he cheated. Once a person is infected with a cancer-causing strain of HPV it takes several decades to cause cancer…it doesn't just happen overnight.

  7. gnarfurr says – reply to this


    7

    well, women get the virus from men, too, - so "honni soit qui mal y pense"?

  8. Duchess says – reply to this


    8

    Re: magnifocus – Neither - they're both skanks…



  9. 9

    hmmm sounds like a convenient way for him to justify that he still smokes.

  10. Anonymous says – reply to this


    10

    THAT IS SO GROSS! I wish I never heard this piece of information. -_-