Okay, we're not so sure where to go with this so we're going to dive right in.
Michael Douglas got cray cray honest in an interview where he boldly and bravely revealed his throat cancer was caused by ORAL SEX.
Yup, soak that in.
The Candelabra star revealed it wasn't smoking and drinking that played a role in his seriously dangerous cancer, but instead, cunnilingus was the culprit!
"Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus … I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."
Guess it was oversharing day!
We're glad Michael beat cancer and is apparently still able to enjoy some nice extracurricular activities.
But like we always say, Perezcious readers, only have safe sex!
[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]