Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Michael Fassbender may be an amazing thespian, but it sounds like there may have been some bad acting going on this weekend!
The X-Men Days Of Future Past star is currently filming in Montreal, across the Atlantic from his new lady love Olympian Louise Hazel.
On his day off, Michael was spotted walking with an unidentified blonde woman!
But when he saw the paparazzi trying to snap a few pics, the Fassmember reportedly screamed at the woman to keep her distance!
Gurl did NOT look happy about it, but she still gave him a little space- up until she followed him into a building!
So does Michael have the world's least threatening stalker? Or was the super-villain worried about his bad boy behavior being caught on film?!
Too bad he couldn't just use his magnetic powers to wipe all the cameras clean! LOLz!
[Image via Splash News.]