No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
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We just KNEW Lisa Vanderpump couldn't have a bad bone in her body!
And boy are we glad to tell you that's so very true, Perezcious readers.
In fact, it's quite the opposite because Lisa loves having the original ladiez around because, c'mon, it doesn't get much better than that. And we agree!
The ultimate pink lady EXCLUSIVELY talked to us about the rumor she wants Kyle and Kim Richards off the show:
"I heard that and that's absolute nonsense and let me tell you why. I didn't even want Adrienne [Maloof] off the show. Adrienne made that decision when she decided not to show up to the reunion. I thought Adrienne, her reality, made good television, so that's absolute nonsense. Also, whoever any housewife wants off the show is totally irrelevant — Bravo makes those decisions. As far as wanting Kyle and Kim off the show, no, there's been a bond with us and for me, it's actually quite hard to integrate new people. You know, we were the original group, so absolutely not, 1000%."
We told you our fave Brit wouldn't go down that nasty road just for a little fame!
And she certainly isn't sending anyone else down that road even though she's been accused of setting up Brandi Glanville to do her bidding.
"There's no truth. It's just another attempt… and to think Brandi's my mouthpiece — if I was getting anyone to speak for me, it certainly wouldn't be Brandi. I can't control what she says, she's very much her own woman and she does speak from her own behalf … There's a lot of jealousy, a lot of competitiveness, all of these stories are pretty much coming from the same direction. I've been through it before and I guess I'll go through it again… but I'm calling bullshit."
There you have it!
Straight from the glam queen's perfectly glossed pout!
Guess we'll have to expect the dramz from someone else this season…
…and we might know just who to turn to for it! Right, Joyce Giraud?
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