All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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But as any good Johnny fan knows, he doesn't watch his films, which is a complete and utter tragedy because that man is missing out on some serious onscreen seksiness.
Finally, though, Johnny has seen some of his AH-Mazing work! And he actually blew his socks off!
But what was it that impressed him the most about his incredible acting career? He recently revealed:
"Somebody once put together a reel of various bits of different films that I have done. When I saw all the characters lined up in a row like that, I thought it was amazing that I was able to get away with it. I still feel lucky to be in the game… well, to be in the game without having to play the game too awful much, you know?"
Ooooh, well we must admit it's his damn good looks that we like best.
But yes, him still being on the big screen is a big plus although we'd prefer him up there a lot more often!
And at least we'll get some of that goodness this summer when he stars in The Lone Ranger…
…and our dreams every single night!
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