This is so scary.
[Image via Joel Ginsburg/WENN.]
Chivalry is alive and kickin', but so is Marxism!!!
Cameras caught Shia LaBeouf grocery shopping with his glorious girlfriend Mia Goth at Whole Foods in Sherman Oaks yesterday and the Transformers star sweetly carried his lady love's grocery bags!!
It's a nice gesture, but we imagine Che Guevara — the socialist revolutionary on Shia's tee — would prefer he share the (organic) fruits of
his labor the exploited proletariat's labor with Mia and any other needy passersby! LOLz!
Politics aside, Mia's floral print brunch-y dress was cuter than two kittens snuggling in a cardboard box!
Shia, meanwhile, was clearly out for a communist jog when he accidentally stumbled across paper bags filled with free range poultry and six types of kale that he just HAD to share with the masses!!
Oh, Shia! You magnificent mass of Marxist man, you!
Thanks so much for giving back to the people!
See Shia goose-stepping like he were part of a state-sanctioned youth parade (below)!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]