That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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The truth finally comes out!
Earlier, rumors circulated that Sharon Stone found herself a fine new boyfriend! She was apparently supposedly dating Hamptons hotelier Michael Wudyka!!!
Sadly, that isn't the case!!
According to her peeps, the 55-year-old actress and the hotelier are just good friends!!!
In case you're unfamiliar with the term, hoteliers are similar to chandeliers except they don't radiate light or swing back and forth from the ceiling during earthquakes.
"[Sharon and Michael] are not dating. They are dear friends who work together on the Creative Coalition. And not at all dating."
We're sad Sharon is still single, but being besties with a hotelier from the Hamptons must have its perks!
Also, she won't need to worry about jealous boyfriends interfering with the sultry production of Basic Instinct 3!
If she doesn't reprise her infamous leg-crossing courtroom scene, we might stab the wall with an ice pick! LOLz, JK!
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