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Kourtney Kardashian Chases Scott Disick Around With A Fake Peen!!

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Leave it to the Kardashians to make dildos look like child’s play, LOLz!!

In case you missed Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian chased Scott Disick around with a strap-on dildo in a modified version of adult tag.

At least that’s what looked like what was going on!

So what led to this rather inneresting occurrence?

Scott D tried to encourage Kourtney K to have anal sex with him, much to her horror. Thankfully, Khloe Kardashian had the brilliant idea of getting Kourtney to ask the same of Scott!

But since Kourt obvi wouldn’t have a real peen to use on Scott's back door, Khloe gave her a fake one to try. Kourtney ended up chasing Scott around the house wearing the strap-on, thus turning Scott’s initial tease of:

"Knock knock, who's there? It's my penis knocking on your back door"

Into his HIGHlarious reaction of:

"I think I may have to become celibate after this."

We highly doubt Lord Disick will become celibate anytime soon, but dildos just got a whole lot more entertaining! Ha!!

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19 comments to “Kourtney Kardashian Chases Scott Disick Around With A Fake Peen!!”

  1. Dnes says – reply to this


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    I literally laughed out lout reading this!!! Picturing Kourtney chase him around is so funny. may need to watch this episode ;)



  2. 2

    kourtney was joking she is funny

  3. ok_then says – reply to this


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    Now this is what women need to do, the next time a guy asks to do anal sex. Get a big strap on dildo and say "You First"!

  4. Treeny says – reply to this


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    Re: ok_then – Quite Funny I concur



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  6. 6

    great role models for young people watching this, i would not allow my kids to watch the karTRASHians for anything. btw i am sure freeloading scott has had a dildo sodomize him before.



  7. 7

    heheheh



  8. 8

    It was so F'n staged and rehearsed like every other episode!!!
    So So So fake!!!
    Nothing they do is spontaneous!
    Wonder how long they rehearse each week??!

  9. sheesh says – reply to this


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    why does anyone watch this trash? seriously. stop supporting this crap.

  10. WillowWynde says – reply to this


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    As usual during the Summer months I was clicking around trying to find something to watch, when ‘lo and behold I stumble upon this when Scott texts Kourtney the knock knock thing. Her and Khloe’s reaction intrigued me, so I just had to watch to see what happened. It was absolutely hilarious to watch that scene unfold regardless if it was staged or not! Kudos girls! LoL Now seriously, to everyone up in arms about this show - if you don’t want to watch it, don’t. If you’re fussing about children watching this show and viewing these women as role models, be a parent, get off your ass, and change the channel or turn off the TV.

  11. @v@ says – reply to this


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    That's hilarious. Well done, K & K.

  12. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Still well done, even if someone else wrote it.



  13. 13

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  14. mktb says – reply to this


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    Re: babydoll64 – Lol. Did you JUST realize it's not a TV show for kids? Wow you're not too quick.

  15. Grow Up! says – reply to this


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    Something in Dicksick's personality tells me that with all the drink and the partying, he's a vet with a dildo.

  16. MichJB says – reply to this


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    The only reason this nasty family is famous is because Kim took it in the ass on film. The whole family is a disgusting mess.

  17. val says – reply to this


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    Wonder if they'll show him pissing on her like RJ did to KimKow in their porn video. Come on, this is all staged porn with Kris the skank leading them on.

  18. The Matrix says – reply to this


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    Kourtney's children will be very proud of their mother, and their old plastic grandma, when they find out how low they stooped to make a dollar.



  19. 19

    Re: ok_then – Dildos are much, much larger than average size peens..