Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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At least now we know why Breezy quit sleeping in Rihanna's California King Bed!!!
Apparently RiRi's "crazy" behavior was one reason why her relationship with Chris Brown never found lasting success!
Huh. The man who mercilessly beat her thinks she is too crazy for him!? Wow, that's rich!!
According to those close to the situation, CB requires a "drama free" woman like Karrueche Tran!!
“Karrueche isn’t all hype and crazy like [Rihanna] and that’s probably why Chris chose her in the end. She’s drama free and real and she’s a good girl. She loves him and she was even cool with him being with Rihanna while they just kept their relationship on a business level. She was fine with that but in the end, Chris came back to her. She didn’t force a thing.”
We're sure Karrueche is a sweet lady, but calling RiRi "hype and crazy" is pretty mean!
After hearing Chris's weepy-eyed single Somebody Else, we wonder whether he's truly happy with his choices!
Regardless, we don't see Rihanna asking Breezy to Stay!!
Should these two FINALLY move on to the next chapter in their lives?!
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