That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
No! Leave our gorgeous Chris Evans alone!
We're sure the Captain America: The Winter Soldier star can't do ALL his own stunts, but he does look pretty good doing some fighting with the titular bad guy!
Oh who are we kidding, Chris Evans looks good doing everything!
The superhero sequel is filming some major action sequences in Cleveland, and everything we're seeing looks PERFECT! Especially that patriotic butt!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see some more moves and some more angles on the mysterious masked villain!
[Image via Cleveland.com.]