It's true! It's true!
CAN. YOU. STAND. IT????
We need pictures. We need pictures, right now!!!
Congratulations you two!!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Russell Brand settling down!? Crazy talk!!
At least, that's what we would have said before we heard about this lil' nugget of news!!
Though the notorious womanizer has been linked to multiple mystery women within the past few months, it turns out that he and 23-year-old Alessandra Balazs have reportedly been dating 'for several months now!'
Alessandra is the daughter of hotelier Andre — Chelsea Handler's lovah!
Chelsea and Russell are both 38 years old. But hey, numbers schumbers!
"Russell and Alessandra have been quietly dating for months now and [have] even gone on holidays together, and, he took her to London with him."
Well that explains this photo of them at Heathrow airport then (above)! LOLz!
But hmm… will this really be something that lasts? She's a gorgeous girl, but it's Russell Brand we're talking about here!! C'mon… how can anyone blame us for not wanting to bet on this??
Still, that being said, we're hoping for the best — a guarded heart for the lady and a content peen for the gentleman!!
[Image via Splash News.]