Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Holy smokes! We never thought we'd see the day!
During a live show of Britain's Got Talent, Simon was one lady's sitting duck as she ran forward on the stage and unleashed on him!
From what we can tell, it looks like she might have been a part of the choir involved in the performance, but it's believed she was the only one involved in the plan to egg Simon.
Needless to say, it's clear from what happens after that the egging was NOT okay with the show!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Damn! We know Simon's tough, but really?!