Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Bella and Edward are dunzo for good???
Say it ain't so!
Sure, it seemed like she was hanging in there, hoping for a reconciliation while he went out and enjoyed his single life, but now we think she's finally given up on their once undying love!
"She pretty much knows that at this point there is nothing she can do to win him back. Kristen and Rob are just in different places."
We soooo can't even deal!
But maybe this is why she's been spotted hanging with friends so much these days. Who better to drown your sorrows with??
Well, at least now we can busy ourselves with thinking about which dreamboat she should canoodle with next…
…and finally put our plan to snag R-Patz into action! LOLz!
[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]