If you're going to deal with having to shoot down some nasty "cheating on your wife with a transgendered prostitute" rumors, might as well have fun while you're doing it!
And what's more fun than a**?!
Mauricio Umansky was having at least one handful of fun as he showed just how in lust he is with his Real Housewives of Beverly Hills wifey while hanging outside Bootsy Bellows Nightclub this weekend.
"I am faithfully and happily committed to my wife of 18 years, Kyle Richards, and our children, and am saddened to learn that someone would spread these ugly and vicious false rumors regarding me. I do not intend to comment further on these false and utterly ludicrous accusations."
And we're glad to hear AND see they're still going strong.
Seriously, one more divorce from a Real Housewives star and they'll have to change the show to Real Single Ladiez!
[Image via Roshan Perera/Splash News.]