We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
That's not a mithril sword in our pantaloons, we're just happy to see sweet new artwork for The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug!!!
Part two of the Lord of the Rings prequel is only months away, ch-ch-check out the poster (above) to see why we're so excited!
The first Hobbit was awesome enough, but Desolation includes
several sweet new characters DRAGONS!!
Star Trek Into Darkness's Benedict Cumberbatch plays Smaug, the gold-hoarding dragon, and Evangeline Lilly, the freckle-face femme fatale from Lost, is Tauriel!
YES!! Just thinking about this flick gives us a nerd boner the size of an Ent and six times as hard! Bilbo battles the dragon until December 13th, but MGM is unleashing a teaser for The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug tomorrow!!
Ugh!!! We can barely wait!!
[Image via MGM.]