Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
First gurlfriend said she wanted Drake to 'murder' her lady bits; then, she called him ugly. But now, she has clarified that she wants Drake to slay her nether regions BECAUSE of his apparent bad looks.
Confused?? Us too! But let's look at the evidence.
I only like @drake because he's so ugly! His ugly cheeks at the EA conference! Fine he is not, but he knows he's ugly! I've spoken to him!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 11, 2013
We know we weren't there to witness this alleged discussion, but we're sure if Drake has looked in the mirror recently, then he knows he isn't unattractive!!!
And why would someone want to get down and diirrrty with someone who thinks their smile, gums, teeth, AND eyes are unsightly??!
It is becoming crystal clear and VERY worrisome just how OBSESSED Amanda is with appearance.
Something tells us we'll never completely understand — no matter how many times she tries to explain — her relationship with the hip hop heavyweight, but at least he can find comfort in knowing he makes Amanda's 'ugly' list with beauties like Rihanna, Chrissy Teigen, and Jenny McCarthy! Right?? LOLz!!