If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
That green glow you see at the Man Of Steel premiere isn't the deadly aura of kryptonite! It's the green light Warner Bros. has already given to a sequel!
Between the increased fervor of fans and great early online ticket sales, the studio has decided the franchise will continue.
Both director Zach Snyder and writer David S. Goyer will return, which bodes very well for the movie. Job security is the best review you can get!
And if seksi Superman Henry Cavill isn't back, we're going to fly around the Earth until time goes backwards!
Goyer is also being tapped to write the still uncertain Justice League movie. Of course, that will only happen if Man Of Steel can break the box office open first!