As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
What an EXCELLENT turn of events!!
Fortunately, their love may still stand a sliver of a chance!!
[Penn and Zoe] aren't together now, [but it is] possible they could reconcile."
Whoa!! Wouldn't that be great!?
Apparently their goodbyes were all amicable and there's "nothing dramatic" between them at the moment; maybe they could rekindle the flames of love once more?!
We're pulling for you two!!
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