Rihanna is filming something in Paris.
We repeat: RIHANNA IS FILMING SOMETHING IN PARIS!!!!
Does this mean we're all closer to new music than we think?!?!?
The update posted to the website (after using some good 'ol Google Translate) says:
Peter Mayhew is unlike most men.
For starters, he's 7'3" and walks with a cane fashioned from a Star Wars lightsaber!!
TSA detained the tall, slender actor for questioning
at the hands of Lord Vader because they thought he was involved in something shady!!
We realize he famously portrayed a smuggler who made the Kessel Run with Han Solo in less than 12 parsecs, but how did they really think his lightsaber cane (pictured above) was an actual weapon!?!
Peter eventually convinced the agents that he was not the
droid Wookie they were looking for, and they cleared him for takeoff.
Hooray!! Call the Ewoks, it's time to celebrate!
[Image via Twitter.]