Let's be honest…
He could staple his bare feet to two prime ribs and trek across the snow-dusted Alaskan wilderness, we wouldn't be fazed one bit.
So we weren't super SHOCKED when cameras caught a curiously bespectacled Chris Brown poppin' bottles at Hollywood's Playhouse recently, sporting a Kangol-style hat, a leather jacket, two lovely pieces of arm candy, and no undershirt.
Wow!! We don't even know what to say!!
Like an awkward cross between LL Cool J and a homeless, NYU Film School dropout, Chris dressed to impress someone… but don't ask us who!
We sure wish we knew what was going on, though — seems like everyone had an adventurous evening!!
See the rest of that night's wild pics (below)!
[Image via The Garage PR.]