It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Hermione Granger and reality TV's most famous goat milker?
A more unlikely pairing we could never imagine!!
In the flick that's based snugly on a true story, Emma plays a jewel thief who preys on aloof celebrities. Her character was, of course, inspired by Alexis Neiers — the diabolical diva who was involved in the infamous Burglar Bunch that robbed Miss Hilton in real life!
Wow!! That's enough meta make our heads bleed!
We're just happy Paris and the glorious gal who played her arch-enemy on the silver screen could put their past behind them and look super cute together!!
The Bling Ring is playing in theaters right the eff now!!
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