What a scary time.
[Image via New York Times.]
Babies, babies, babies!!
2013 is the year of the newborn!!
Could you effing imagine?? LOLz!!
Talk about a frenzy! That would be one of the biggest pop-culture kabooms in history!!
…we kinda hope it happens! ;)
BUT OVERSHADOWING THE JOYS OF PREGNANCIES IS…
That controversial new report of Kanye West's unfaithful ways!
As we're sure you all know by now, a Canadian model has come forward to dish on the affair she found herself involved with while Kimmy's been nourishing Yeezy's growing unborn babeh!
We find the whole thing ickier than a placenta on a plate!
MEANWHILE, IN WEDDING WORLD…
Brows continue to raise around Jennifer Aniston's wedding.
Fearful of another impending let-down, fans are afraid that the wedding with Justin Theroux may never happen if the push-backs keep rolling the way they've been.
Let's just hope for the best. A wintry wedding could be just as hot as a tropical summer one. …especially since they live in El Lay, LOLz!
ALL RIGHT, GUYS… BILL CLINTON TIME…
We might hold Globe headlines in the same hand we hold our toilet paper, but this is beyond hilarious! We just have to talk about this one…
Thanks to their lovely cover, we can envision Bill Clinton dreaming of Jeannie way better than Jenna Jameson! You see, Bill has apparently confessed his lust for Barbara Eden, making her one of his ultimate dream girls.
But now, as lovely as those old I Dream of Jeannie re-runs are, nobody is hotter or better than Hillary Clinton! Sorry, not sorry!! It's totally the truth. She is the ultimate Wonder Woman. And he is LUC-KY!
SO THAT'S THAT! TIL NEXT WEEK…
[Image courtesy of Star.]