Well, this is a toot!
A British policeman who rudely subjected his partners to constant waves of gawd-awful butt-gas might actually wind up getting a commendation for his fine display of flatulence!!!
The Leicester cop, who experienced digestive issues after eating a slew of weight-gaining supplements, accidentally broke open a huge drug case by breaking wind in front of all his collegaues!
The farting in his police car was so consistently stinky that his partners were forced to roll down their windows to, literally, clear the air.
That's when they sniffed out a scent much, much sweeter than the wanna-be muscle man's gassy glory!!
It. Was. WEED!
The official report stated:
"They asked their colleague in the back what he had been eating, and after fits of giggles and denials, they realised the cannabis smell was in the air in the street outside."
The cops then left the car to investigate the smell, and stumbled across a nearby cannabis factory.
First, we think it's great the police in England are secure enough in their manhood to giggle like little school girls while on the job.
Second, we aren't sure a high-protein diet combined with riding around all day in a police car helps muscle mass, but we're glad the cop made his health a priority!
Third, THEY HAVE CANNABIS FACTORIES IN ENGLAND?!
Are the workers unionized? Do they drug test the employees? Are they hiring?? Ha, JK!
Either way, kudos to the Leicester PD for making the world safe, once more, from marijuana.
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: anglophilia, drugs, england, farting, health, legal matters, marijuana