Uhhh, well, why else would you check into rehab?
Maybe Brooke Mueller was just looking for a fab and relaxing vacay, but officials at Betty Ford likely had a different plan!
We just heard that Brooke checked the hellz out of Betty Ford right after Lindsay Lohan, but now we've got the scoop on what caused her to go running…and it wasn't because she missed her rehab bestie!
It seems Brooke ran for
the hills a new rehab because she was actually expected to, like, do stuff! You know, she was supposed to rehab and, believe it or not, do CHORES!
"Brooke hated Betty Ford because she was required to do daily chores, which she resented. She complained that Betty Ford was just too hard. Betty Ford is hardcore and Brooke just doesn’t respond well in situations where she can’t call the shots."
How dare they!
She's already apparently moved on to a rehab in San Juan Capistrano, which she decided to do without telling "anyone, including her lawyer."
We don't know everything about rehab, but we suspect Brooke is going about it the wrong way.
We sure hope this new place can get through to her!
[Image via WENN.]