It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
For years Courtney Stodden swore she was 100% organic, save maybe her fake tan and bleached hair.
The teen bride continually denied allegations suggesting of an, ahem, artificially enhanced enhanced figure!!
As it turns out, her boobs were 100% au naturel!
Not any more, though!!
The 18-year-old reality starlet totally opted for tittay enhancement!!!
It's true!! Happier-than-ever husband Doug Hutchison — AARP eligiible since 2010 — took his baby bride to get her boobies did!
Ch-ch-check out the couple's surprisingly candid journey to fake ta-ta town for yourself (above)!
Wowzers!!! This whole time she used a padded bra by Victoria's Secret to make her C's look like Double-D's!
After going under the knife, though, Courtney doesn't need a bra to make her chest-halos look humongous!
Will she be content with her new set hooters or is this just the beginning of her surgical shopping spree?
Only time will tell!