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19 comments to “twitter-i-did-an-awesome-photoshoot-with-matt”

  1. KEEYTH says – reply to this


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    Why dont you fix that snaggle tooth in the upper right. Can't you afford dental insurance ?

  2. John Smith says – reply to this


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    Dude, u r so full of yourself it's actually becoming sickening. I am done reading your website. You have become an ass kisser to the stars. I used to enjoy reading the truth about the rich. Now ur ass kissing comments have forced me to to read "D Listed" who is actually funny, tells the truth, and is not self-serving.

    With that being said, good luck kissing the riches asses. They will kick u to the curb soon enough.
    Sincerely,
    John

  3. tempe says – reply to this


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    I find ZERO attractiveness about you.
    It's like trying to make Rosie O'Donnel sexy
    yuk

  4. Fifi says – reply to this


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    No, just no. I can't.

  5. daniel says – reply to this


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    you are an ugly version of the taxi driver in A Christmas Carol with Bill Murray.



  6. 6

    just two things.
    1. you're not going to be a model any time in this life.
    2. stuff a sock in it next time. you need some filler down south.

  7. LookatYou says – reply to this


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    Even makeup can't hide the sasquatch face and photoshop can't hide the saggy parts. You were fat for too long for your body to tighten up. Sucking the gut in doesn't help and stringy greasy messy hair just makes you look even more grotesque. Best for you is keep your clothes on and get a top of the line stylist.



  8. 8

    lol duuuuuuuuude STOP STOP STOP sucking in ur stomach to show off ur six pack! ITS SOOOO OBVIOUS! if u had a real six pack u would not need to constantly take a humungous gulp of air everytime a camera is pointed at u. and yes………..u look like a ken doll….no wonder why ur such a spokesman for the flesh light….no dude would be able to handle ur teeny peeny ahahahahahah



  9. 9

    these comments are so mean! it is a little ridiculous posting stuff about yourself though…but good for you being proud of your photo shoot ;)



  10. 10

    dear god

  11. DaVinci says – reply to this


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    You ever vomit so hard you crack your back?

    God you are so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother and sued the hospital for letting her in.

  12. @v@ says – reply to this


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    The white tee shots are just great, as is the one with your arms hanging over the alligator.
    Not crazy about the gratuitous others. They seem insincere, and you are sincere.

  13. DaVinci says – reply to this


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    Re: tempe

    To quote the great Rodney Dangerfield:

    "The last time I saw a face like that; it had a hook in it"

    "Now I know why tigers eat their young."



  14. 14

    Just because you're not a fat ass anymore doesn't mean you're not disgusting looking. A) Your dick is obviously microscopic. B) Your grill is fucked. C) It looks like it's time for another hair transplant.

  15. paulo says – reply to this


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    nasty

  16. Jonathan says – reply to this


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    This is it! I have been coming to this site to get the dish on the entertainment industry, but recently you have been filling your site with pictures of yourself. You are not an actor, model or pop star. We want pictures and stories about the stars not you, Perez. I am done. You have once less follower now! Goodbye

  17. Elaine says – reply to this


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    No!



  18. 18

    I just threw up in my mouth



  19. 19

    The first time I read that headline, I saw SUPER BAD pics. And I was like, "Yeah, they are!"