But now it's straight up cancelled!
Ticket holders were sent the following email on Friday:
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After 18 painful years of enduring merely larger than average love muffins, Courtney Stodden has finally transformed herself into the women she's always dreamt of becoming!
Well, technically, a plastic surgeon from Beverly Hills did the transforming, but that's beside the point!
The teen bride, with the help of her husband Doug Hutchison (who hasn't been a teen since disco was still cool), went under the knife recently to upgrade her C-cups to double-Ds!
We posted a perfectly awesome video of the procedure yesterday, but now we can share Courtney's thoughts on inserting saline bag into her chest!
Guess what? She can't wait let you see the results!!
"My results are looking incredible & very sexy. Looking forward to slipping into a bikini…or out of it!"
What an enlightened perspective!!! We're sure her pageant-esque sentiments will be echoed across the world!
Stay tuned for pics of the big ole' boobies she just bought!!!
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